Will Faught

October 2015

Yelp Sues South Park For $10 Million Over Latest Episode

South Park doing what South Park does best. I would worry about it losing its edge if they weren’t getting sued. Also, WTF? Before being listed on Yelp we had no problem going around the country speaking to elementary school children about the dangers and consequences of masturbation. Now, with our poor reviews on Yelp, people are beginning to question our morals and ethics, like that is so important. Just because I have been arrested three times for public masturbation and each case was pardoned by the Governor, doesn’t mean our federal funding and government support had anything to do with it.

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Will Faught

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