Work

Four Ways To Nap At Your Desk

The Ostrich Pillow is too funny.

Sleep · Work

Will Faught

1 minute

Poor Dog

A stranger who leaves their dog in their car parks near me at work sometimes. I know this because I can hear it yapping incessantly in the morning as I get out of my car and walk past. What terribly boring and cramped days it must have. I hope it shits all over their back seat.

Car · Dog · Work · World

Will Faught

1 minute

Still Here

It’s been a while since I’ve posted. Things have been busy and it’s been hard to find the time to blog. In case you haven’t heard the news, Microsoft laid off 1,400 employees today, 800 of them in the Redmond area. The layoffs reflect the worsening economy and were announced in conjunction with the quarterly financial report released today, which showed that profits are down compared to the same quarter last year.

Layoffs · Life · Microsoft · Redmond · Reflections · Work

Will Faught

2 minutes

Snow Day

It really came down today. I woke up bleary-eyed and tired, got up later than I meant to, and got ready. I didn’t even glance outside until I was all set to go. I tried logging onto my Microsoft mail remotely to see if there was any mention of canceling work, but the mail servers were so impacted that the web pages wouldn’t load. For a while I didn’t know whether I should try to go or not, so I decided to try and see if I could even leave if I wanted to.

Life · Microsoft · Seattle · Smart Card · Snow · Stories · Weather · Work

Will Faught

2 minutes

Starting At Microsoft

There’s a condition that afflicts many innocent, hard-working people around the world every day. Its victims suffer from light sensitivity, disorientation, lethargy, sleep deprivation, and depression. There is no cure, but some drugs temporarily alleviate its symptoms. Many people manage to live somewhat normal lives through proper treatment. I’m referring, of course, to waking up before 9 AM, which I had to do all this week and expect to continue doing until my body gives out.

Brian Chapman · Colleagues · Development Lead · Dwayne Need · Functional Programming · Life · Manager · Microsoft · Office · Office Mate · Orientation · Reflections · Sleep · Stories · Varun Puranik · Work

Will Faught

2 minutes

I Moved To Seattle!

I moved to Seattle! Yes, it finally happened. No, the thesis isn’t done; I’ll have to fly back when it’s done to defend it. Seattle couldn’t wait any longer. I would have written about this sooner, but I’ve felt so tired in the evenings since I moved here. Moving is always such a chore. Thankfully Microsoft made the move very easy by shipping my belongings and car here, providing temporary housing and a rental car, and connecting me with a rental agent in the area.

Announcements · California · Car · Clothes · Fall · Flight · Job · Leaves · Life · Microsoft · Moving · Pictures · Provisions · Roads · Sacramento · Seattle · Shoes · Stories · Thesis · Trees · Washington · Weather · Work

Will Faught

6 minutes

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