Varun Puranik

Mortified Giggling

A week ago I called Sam Bent, another software engineer at Microsoft, twice for help. The first time went fine, but the second time I had his full name in my head when I dialed the phone, and I opened with, “Hi, Sam Bent.” It didn’t sound like, “Hi, Sam Bent?” as if I was checking if it was him. It sounded like I had used his full name like a first name.

Giggling · Laughing · Life · Microsoft · Mortified · Phone · Sam Bent · Stories · Varun Puranik

Will Faught

2 minutes

My Birthday

I had a wonderful birthday. Thank you to all who made me feel so special! My parents and Nick flew to Seattle to be with me on the weekend before my birthday. I’m afraid I wasn’t a very good host, as I didn’t know the area very well, and wasn’t very prepared for them. Furthermore, I got lost driving the five blocks to their hotel and almost drove the wrong way down Mercer.

Belltown · Birthday · Dad · Dan Ellis · Drinks · Hallie Mass · Life · Mike Shim · Mom · Parents · Stories · Sushi · Tom Bouldin · Varun Puranik

Will Faught

2 minutes

Starting At Microsoft

There’s a condition that afflicts many innocent, hard-working people around the world every day. Its victims suffer from light sensitivity, disorientation, lethargy, sleep deprivation, and depression. There is no cure, but some drugs temporarily alleviate its symptoms. Many people manage to live somewhat normal lives through proper treatment. I’m referring, of course, to waking up before 9 AM, which I had to do all this week and expect to continue doing until my body gives out.

Brian Chapman · Colleagues · Development Lead · Dwayne Need · Functional Programming · Life · Manager · Microsoft · Office · Office Mate · Orientation · Reflections · Sleep · Stories · Varun Puranik · Work

Will Faught

2 minutes

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