Everyday preferences, divided into two camps
An apartment hunt with some unusual listings
“How To Write Unmaintainable Code”
A mischievous guide to making the next programmer miserable
142 Plane Crash Victims Were Statistically More Likely To Have Died In A Car Crash
Fear of flying is also about losing control
The jokes and fallout from an always-online controversy
Automated Compelling Reason Testing
The upgrade incentive nobody wrote a test for
A collection of favorite complaints about comfortable lives
A simple problem gets the full enterprise treatment
How To Generate A Random Number
A joke about generating random numbers
A parody of Microsoft’s approach to product packaging
Osama Bin Laden: Death Of A Mother Fucker
The Onion’s take on Osama bin Laden’s death
A decidedly monstrous account of Arianna Huffington’s hospitality
Something Wrong With Literally Everything In Apartment
The Onion captures an apartment full of small failures
Even the droids get to do the robot
An xkcd comic finds the right command for a sandwich
Swatch To Release Smartwatch Within Three Months
A watchmaker’s skepticism meets the smartwatch market
Dilbert on the compromises of working together
A memorable metaphor for overcoming ignorance
A couple of favorite jokes from The Onion
The Onion’s Article Titles Are The Best Part
Sometimes the headline is all the joke I need
Penny Arcade on the trials of loving Star Wars
Violent Death Of Human Being Terrific News For Once
The Onion finds an exception to the usual bad news