funny
Will Faught
August 2016
FizzBuzz Enterprise Edition is a no-nonsense implementation of FizzBuzz made by serious businessmen for serious business purposes. So funny.
coding enterprise funny java programming satire
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September 2015
February 2015
Swatch To Release Smartwatch Within Three Months
Swatch Group CEO Nick Hayek has in the past expressed skepticism toward smartwatches, and once said the company’s high-end watches were effectively smartwatches because they “make you look smart.” This guy gets it.
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April 2013
Adam Orth resigned from Microsoft soon after the public relations shit storm he created. Here are some hilarious parodies that are part of a meme about him and his remarks. My favorite: I’m only an idiot when I’m online. And I’m always online. I feel bad for the guy. His remarks were obviously taken out of context. He shouldn’t have lost his job over this.
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March 2013
My favorites so far: URL Husband Christmas Pillow Soda Computer Wi-Fi Poop HDTV Radio
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October 2012
While I worked at Microsoft, I heard that this video was made by someone who had worked for Microsoft. I haven’t verified that, though.
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May 2011
How To Write Unmaintainable Code
Insidious and hilarious stuff: Randomly capitalize the first letter of a syllable in the middle of a word. For example ComputeRasterHistoGram(). Wherever the rules of the language permit, give classes, constructors, methods, member variables, parameters and local variables the same names. For extra points, reuse local variable names inside {} blocks. The goal is to force the maintenance programmer to carefully examine the scope of every instance. In particular, in Java, make ordinary methods masquerade as constructors.
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Star Wars Weekend 2011: Star Wars characters dancing to classic rock and techno. It’s really well done, and really funny. Check out C-3PO and R2-D2 doing the robot at the end.
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142 Plane Crash Victims Were Statistically More Likely To Have Died In A Car Crash
My thoughts exactly. Fear of a plane crash isn’t irrational; it’s fearing the lack of control, which you don’t have in a plane crash.
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April 2011
Eric D. Snider: Did you know that when she had her first meetings with the AOL staff, she brought them Greek cookies and regaled them with amusing personal anecdotes?? It’s true! Then she taught them traditional Greek folk songs! Then they all danced a tsamiko, drank ouzo, and ate gyros and baklava! Then Huffington emitted a bone-chilling shriek, unhinged her jaw, threw over the conference room table, and devoured everyone present.
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Philip C. Plait, Bad Astronomy: With luck…we can plug up the drain of knowledge and topple the egg of ignorance. I love that there’s an egg-of-something.
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March 2011
Automated Compelling Reason Testing
Joel Spolsky: It turns out that nobody wrote the automated test to check if Vista provided users with a compelling reason to upgrade from XP.
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February 2009
Former eBay CEO Running For Governor Best quotation: “This would be a great idea if California were eBay.” Arizona Super Bowl Viewers Shown Pornography Best quotation: “That was the only part of the Super Bowl that I understood.”
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March 2007
The Onion’s Article Titles Are The Best Part
Honestly, I think I enjoy the titles of The Onion articles more than the actual articles. For example: Actress’ Abortion Written Into TV Show High School Student Council Passes Nonbinding Resolution Kindergartner Being Groomed For Line-Leader Position Unreleased Jimmy Page Guitar Riff To Be Retrieved From Secret Vault To Save Rock And Roll Anchor Ad-Libs News With 97 Percent Accuracy
funny life quotations reflections the onion titles
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