Always Change, Never Finish

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Part 2:

Some gems:

• They were posted one “sprint” apart. 🤣
• “It’s really Waterfall with meetings every two weeks.”
• “That’s Greg. His birthday is on day 2 of sprint 7.”
• “We don’t even define requirements until after production.”
• “I lost my job because I’m a horrible developer. Now I’m an Agile coach.”
• “Always change. Never finish.”
• “Folks who don’t have anything valuable to add deserve meetings.”
• “I’m so used to it, I don’t even hear the Waterfall.”
• “Don’t give customers what they need; give them what they ask for.”
• “The company was working fine before I introduced Scrum.”
• “That’s why they have me: to make Waterfall look like Scrum.”