The Onion’s Article Titles Are The Best Part

funny life quotations reflections the onion titles

Will Faught

1 minute

Honestly, I think I enjoy the titles of The Onion articles more than the actual articles. For example:

  • Actress’ Abortion Written Into TV Show

  • High School Student Council Passes Nonbinding Resolution

  • Kindergartner Being Groomed For Line-Leader Position

  • Unreleased Jimmy Page Guitar Riff To Be Retrieved From Secret Vault To Save Rock And Roll

  • Anchor Ad-Libs News With 97 Percent Accuracy

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