Dear Steve

June 26, 2009

I sent the following to sjobs@apple.com:

Mr. Jobs,

I am dissatisfied with my experience of activating my iPhone 3GS. Activation was delayed for four days. Then, iTunes gave me a vague error saying my phone couldn’t be activated without explaining why. Then, I received an e-mail with a phone number to call. I tried calling it numerous times without being connected to a person in a reasonable amount of time. I once waited on hold for about twenty-five minutes. Then, I finally connected with someone, only to be told there was an existing balance on my AT&T account that needed to be paid off first, the one thing that iTunes needed to explain to me, but didn’t. I paid off the balance, and called the phone number again today, but the line was dead!

I tried looking for a phone number to call on the Apple web site, but there is no phone number for iPhone activation trouble. I finally clicked the refund link in the Apple e-mail, and saw a phone number there for general problems. After finally connecting with a human being on this number, they had to put me on hold to figure out how to connect me to someone who could figure this out. The next person didn’t have any of the information that I had entered into iTunes, and I had to recollect my family’s AT&T account information—again—in order to activate the phone, as well as dig into the phone’s settings and pop out the SIM card to read off various numbers. In all, it took nine days to activate my iPhone 3GS.

This experience was frustrating and piss-poor. After owning the first iPhone for two years, and after two iPhone releases, I thought Apple would be capable of working with a partner like AT&T to deliver a quality experience. I am disappointed, and I will not expect the same quality experience for future iPhones that I did for this one.

Wake Up

June 11, 2009

My sleep schedule was shifted back by about three hours for a couple weeks following my Nicaragua trip. I woke up wide awake at about 6 a.m. and I felt sleepy at about 11 p.m. I’m now back to my regular night owl hours. I’ve traveled to other time zones before, but this was unprecedented. I think my trip caused it, but I don’t know how.

I was amazed at how easy it was to get out of bed when I woke up wide awake. It’s usually very difficult for me. It’s no wonder morning people—people who wake up wide awake—can do it so easily. There’s nothing to it. Late risers should be lauded for the hardship they face at the crack of every dawn. I hereby retract all guilt and apologies for rising late over the years. Morning people: be content that you have it easy, and leave us late risers in peace.

It’s not breakfast that’s the most important meal of the day—it’s the first.

Poker Face

June 2, 2009

I really like the song “Poker Face” by Lady Gaga. The sound grew on me, and now I love it. I especially enjoy the lyrics. The wording is colorful and rich and paints vivid pictures using few words. It’s delightfully dark. Here’s an excerpt:

I want to hold them like they do in Texas plays
Fold them, let them hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it)
Luck and intuition play the cards with spades to start
And after he’s been hooked I’ll play the one that’s on his heart

I love the way her voice drops low for “I love it.” The delivery is a driving, robotic rhythm that reinforces her emotional distance and subtle perversion. It’s fantastic. You can listen to it here.

The Answer

June 1, 2009

What’s the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything? Google knows.