My Title Is Clever

May 31, 2009

The cleverest title I’ve ever seen was “My Title Is Clever.” I remember thinking, ”Huh, that’s clever,” and then, “Whoa!”

XAML

May 28, 2009

My place in Microsoft is within the Developer Division (DevDiv), which makes tools for programmers. Among various things, DevDiv produces a free set of tools called the .NET Framework, and the .NET Framework provides a technology called XAML (pronounced zammel). XAML is a software language that allows programmers to write down complex operations in simple text, and then it performs those operations for them. It’s what I work on.

My division recently released a preview version of the next planned release of our Visual Studio product. My team has contributed a lot of changes to XAML that will be part of this next release, and two people I work closely with—Rob Relyea and Mike Shim—were recently interviewed about the work we’ve done. I thought it might be interesting to get a glimpse of what I work on and with whom I work.

Liberal

May 26, 2009

It’s amusing that Republican politicians throw around the word “liberal” like it’s a dirty word, an unthinkable state of affairs, rather than the counterpart to their own extremism on the opposite end of the political spectrum. As if the word itself makes their argument for them. They’re just so scandalized by it. I never hear the word “conservative” used this way.

Mariners Game

May 24, 2009

I went to the Mariners vs. Giants game on Friday. I don’t usually enjoy baseball games in person or on TV, but a friend invited me, and I thought I’d give it another shot.

The innings went surprisingly fast. I missed a lot of the game because I was chatting or drinking my beer. There was a funny Giants fan wearing a bandana a few seats away from us who stood periodically to silently taunt the Mariners fans behind him. The big screen fixed for a whole minute on a man who was a really good dancer. He did the best he could with the three inches of foot room they give you, and even danced to the stair railing for a dance prop. A lot of short music clips would play in between batters. They would get people clapping, then cut off as the batter stepped up to the plate.

I couldn’t believe that they interrupted the entire baseball game to show the last few seconds of a close basketball game happening live elsewhere. It was an exciting ending, though. I didn’t catch who was playing, but it was tied, then one team scored two points, then, with one second left, the other team scored three points!

The score was 1 to 1 for most of the game, but the pieces fell into place, and at the bottom of the ninth with the bases loaded and two outs, the Mariners put Ken Griffey, Jr. to bat. The crowd got really excited and everyone stood up. It was a perfect set up for a grand slam to win the game, and I think everyone was hoping for it. He hit one pretty far into the outfield, but sadly it was caught. The game went downhill from there, although the Mariners did win by a few points.

I was really tired by the end. I’m still on vacation time.

Talk To My Lawyer

May 6, 2009

I was driving in slow traffic in December when a driver wasn’t watching where he was going, and his car hit the car in front of him, and it hit my car. My neck was jerked back from the impact, from which I have suffered and continue to suffer whiplash. I was in a similar accident a few years ago in San Luis Obispo, where a driver hit me from behind at a stop light on a rainy night. So I’ve now twice had to deal with car damage and an injured neck.

Dealing with car damage is pretty straightforward, and it wasn’t difficult to deal with this time. (It can be difficult if your car is totaled and the insurance company won’t give you a fair offer.) However, the medical treatment is a pain in the neck (pun definitely intended). See, the insurance companies have figured out that if they just call you periodically and tell you (or even just suggest) that you should have finished treatment by now, they can make you feel guilty, even if only subconsciously, which leads to shorter treatments on average, because people stop treatment before they’re ready.

From day one, my contact at Progressive (the other driver’s insurance company, which has admitted it is at fault and thus is liable for paying my settlement) has been telling me, “Well, given the type of accident, your age, and how long it took you to seek treatment after the accident, it just doesn’t look like you warrant this much treatment.” Again and again. See how they try to make you feel guilty? Hm, well, I did seek treatment five weeks after the accident, instead of right afterward, so maybe I don’t deserve this treatment after all. A couple weeks ago he offered me a total settlement of a hundred bucks to cover the initial chiropractic appointment, and he knows I’ve already racked up over $5,000 in treatment billings over about five months. Screw this guy.

So I got a lawyer. He won’t get paid unless I win a settlement, and nothing gets hashed out until I finish treating. I met with him a couple weeks ago, and it was really simple to get started with him. I just signed a few forms, and he took care of the rest. He mailed me copies the other day, and the letter he sent to Progressive made me beam:

Please be advised that our office will only accept a settlement draft/check for the total amount of the settlement. Named on said draft or check should be our client’s name as above and the name of our firm, The Blank Firm. Please be advised that under Informal Opinion 1736, our office will not sign a Hold Harmless Agreement.

All authorizations, medical or otherwise, are revoked. Feel free to contact our client directly concerning property damage issues, though all other communication with our client shall be directed through this office, except for orignal process.

Please be further advised you shall not communicate with my client’s insurance carrier other than property damage issues and PIP paid.

Finally, someone on my side!